tbaJournal

Hamburg Event Guide and Literary Journal

  • Home
  • tba podcast
  • Journalism
    • Places
    • Faces of the City
    • *tba Around the World
    • Think
    • Web
  • Creative
    • poetry
    • creative writing
  • Events
    • Art
    • Theater
  • Art
  • Film
    • *tba Movie Squad
  • Music
  • Theater
  • Food and Astrology
    • Dining Diary
    • CoffeeColumn
    • Taste Bud Attack
    • Recipes
  • *tba
    • Author Profiles
  • Contact

Taste Bud Attack: Vegan Egg Salad

The ingredients

For the mayonnaise you need:
100 ml soy milk
1 tbsp white balsamic vinegar
150-250 ml vegetable oil (neutral)
½ tsp mustard
Salt & Pepper

You also need:
180 g chickpeas (you can use canned chickpeas or, if you feel daring, soak dried chickpeas for 24 hours and cook them for an hour)
75 g noodles
Curcuma
Chives
Salt
Pepper

Start by cooking the noodles. In the meantime you can start making the mayonnaise: pour the soymilk into a narrow jar and add the balsamic vinegar. Blend, add the vegetable oil until the consistency gets thicker and mayonnaise-y. Season with mustard, salt and pepper. Taste. Start dancing happily around the kitchen if it’s good, repeat if not.

Don’t forget the noodles! Save them from burning and set them aside. Puree the chickpeas with a bit of curcuma. Puree or rather (if your blender is as crappy as mine) chop up the noodles and mix them with the chickpea puree. Add chopped chives and fold in the mayonnaise. Season with salt and pepper. If you feel like it, you can repeat the dancing part.

Surprise! It’s vegan egg salad!

To raise the bar a little, you can use sulphuric salt instead of regular salt. Also you can think about what came first – the chicken or the egg? Or maybe neither because both are clearly made up entities that They want you to believe in, why else would you be making vegan eggsalad in the first place?

Serving suggestion: Cress makes stuff look yummie!

While cooking Sina was listening to Stevie Nicks – Stand Back. On repeat. She was also singing along.

Share this:

  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)
19/08/2014 sina

Post navigation

Sexual harassment: What it feels like for a woman… → ← Goals and gladiators: A critique of current football practices

Related Posts

Rainbow cake

CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!

Taste Bud Attack: Apple Cider Cake with Homemade Caramel

Here’s how to make the cake that will take you right to an afternoon cuddled up with mulled cider and caramel apples...

Taste Bud Attack: One Pot Pasta!

Pasta dreams come true with this student-tested recipe!

Neverland Nostalgia

Put your apron on and let the baking begin...

Recent Posts

Review: A Murder at the Inn by the University Players

Review: A Murder at the Inn by the University Players

(As this play is a murder mystery, this article tries to avoid spoilers as much as possible) At half past seven on Friday, 17th June 2022, the world premiere of […]

More Info
a holly, jolly (last-minute) gift guide (robin’s version)

a holly, jolly (last-minute) gift guide (robin’s version)

Robin is back to make the yuletide gay once more (a true Christmas miracle) and to give you some last-minute book recs - books that are great holiday reads or great gifts to give to your loved ones.

More Info
Night Owl

Night Owl

I’m tired at daytime;Blinding lights are hurting my eyes,Honking cars are hurting my ears,Man-made objects are all around,Masses of people are bustling about,And I can’t shut them out. When snow [...]

More Info
Film as Therapy: The Gentle Humanism of Hirokazu Kore-eda

Film as Therapy: The Gentle Humanism of Hirokazu Kore-eda

Claudius on how films can help us grow.

More Info

Follow Us

My Tweets

Login

  • Log In
  • Register
  • Impressum
Powered by WordPress | theme Dream Way