Sign of the month – Scorpio: Spontaneously developing allergic reactions to your favorite pieces of clothing, food and friends is highly probable. Avoid staircases and elevators.
Aries: The chances of losing your breath at random intervals increase as the month progresses. Come November, you might have suffocated already.
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Gemini: Those dreams you might have had about flying come true. All you need to figure out is how to land.
Cancer: That spider that’s been silently inhabiting your bathroom – for far too long, in your opinion –starts disappearing and reappearing at random intervals, in random corners and in varying sizes.
Leo: Losing your mind is imminent. Look forward to next month.
Virgo: Every train you get into runs inevitably late.
Libra: You don’t need to know where the blood flooding your flat is coming from. Buy a mop and hope for the best.
Sagittarius: You start seeing faces painted on the nightsky. Sometimes they’re smiling, but often they’re crying in anguish. No one else can see them and no one believes you when you talk about the weeping faces in the sky.
Capricorn: The third floor in every building is now the 8th. It’s unclear why.
Aquarius: Your favorite books start being replaced overnight with brand-new copies. There’s nothing to signal you’ve ever read them before. They now smell of plastic wrapping and disinterest.
Pisces: The future is written in the stars- just go outside and take a look at it sealed in the sky. Go on, before the stars implode and your future fades.
by Britta Stuhl and Camila Otálora, aided by inner terrors